The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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