question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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