It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Randomize
