Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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