So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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