Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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