I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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