The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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