yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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