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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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