How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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