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capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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