god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize