I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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