brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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