okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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