Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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