i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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