Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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