I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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