Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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