PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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