Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I need help removing her.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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