I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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