he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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