Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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