Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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