Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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