she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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