doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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