Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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