I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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