everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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