Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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