100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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