you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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