Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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