she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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