so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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