i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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