Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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