1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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