I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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