I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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