Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You were trust falling into bushes
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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