if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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