try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
