if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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