Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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