Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Did I show you my penis last night?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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