idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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