Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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