Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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