i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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