Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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